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The Eyes (don’t) Have It

July 20, 2009

I was flipping through pictures of our cross-country road trip the other day and was surprised to see I wasn’t wearing glasses in any of the pictures. In just three years, my eyesight has worsened to requiring glasses all the time.

One eye is far-sighted, the other is near-sighted (which is such a symbol of my psyche I just can’t stand it).

What this means is that when I don’t wear my specs I have a constant touch of vertigo; not full-scale spinning, just a vague sense of swirling movement which must be caused by each eye trying to focus in opposing depth.

I can’t read a screen without everything swimming in hazy water (I can read print, though, go figure) and the dual dis-focus means my depth perception is shot. My daughter tossed me a pillow once when I wasn’t bespectacled and it was alarming. One hand went out, the other pulled back to catch it so it fell between them.

Oddly, 3-D movies only work one way for me. I can see “into” the screen, but when others see something project “out” from the screen I see plain old two-dimensions. IMAX? Forget it. I’m too aware of the frames of my glasses.

Oh, and in the dark I have tunnel vision which makes driving at night an adventure.

Just goes to show, the older you get, the less good-looking you are. πŸ™‚

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  1. Anonymous permalink
    July 21, 2009 8:32 am

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